Life altering and all that jazz.

So the time has come for me to have some buns in the oven. Mom says that these are not the kind of buns that have ooey gooey chocolate on top, but more the kind of buns you snuggle and love.

I met a nice man, by the name of Wilson, and he is going to 'knock me up', and my cousin Jordan says he loves Egg Nogg, so it must be a festive time all around.

Mom says that when I am birthin' babies I get extra food and lots of loving and toys. So I guess its a fair trade off to lose my girlish figure, all for the greater good I am sure.

I am courting a nice distinguished gentleman named Tag, who comes from one of the lands 'down under' like Russell Crowe, who threw a telephone at a man in a lobby once and Ernest Rutherford who first split the atom. I hope that Tag does not throw telphones at me, or split my atoms.

On second thought...